Juice Everyday

A four year old who clearly has control of the muscles of his body!

The thing with juices is that they should be vegetable juices, NOT fruit juices, in order to be healthy and not fattening.

Here’s one of my favourite recipes:
* 8 carrots
* 2 anise stalks
* 3-4 celery stalks
* 2 green apples

Wash and peel the carrots. Wash everything else, and cut up into sections if needed. Juice everything and enjoy.

dormitory = dirty room

clint eastwood = old west action

a telephone girl = repeating hello

the country side = no city dust here

astronomers = moon starers / no more stars

a telescope = to see place

the eyes = they see

desperation = a rope ends it

the morse code = here come dots

slot machines = cash lost in em

conversation = voices rant on

butterfly = flutter by

the hilton = hint: hotel

a rolling stone gathers no moss = stroller on go, amasses nothing

snooze alarms = alas no more z’s

vacation times = i’m not as active

a gentleman = elegant man

a decimal point = i’m a dot in place

the earthquakes = that queer shake

debit card = bad credit

There’s something seriously wrong with this picture I found in the hallways leading towards the toilet of a very posh mall.

Take a close look and see if you can tell what’s wrong with it.

It took a gargantuan effort by the White house but at the end of the day, the North Koreans asked for Bill Clinton, perhaps to underscore their dissatisfaction with the wife whom they perceived as matronly and immature all at once during discussions on nuclear disarmament.

The row started with Hillary’s remark about being as a mother and understanding that the North Koreans were simply unpopular and unruly children misbehaving to get attention.

Well, touche! Kim called Bill over to have a chit chat to show the wife that the men are in charge and when adult men talk, things get done.

Let’s drink to our collective health.